January 18, 2013

Listen, Listen, Listen: Your Certificate Is Toilet Paper!

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LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, Heretic. You say what comes to your mind, you speak... without thinking!

Are you shocked when told that your degree certificate is a toilet paper, fit only for the s***? 


Did you truly feel the recipient's pain?




After slogging so hard, day and night, foregoing all the fun, sun and parties the heretic told you to flush your hard earned degree down the toilet!        

To Heretic, this is a big joke. But the victims are not laughing.           


LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, Heretic. Are you out of your mind, telling the youngsters not to chase after paper qualifications, because they are only good for cleaning your posterior? 


The heretic literally killed their future by asking the youth to flush their dreams down the toilet.

Think of intelligent teenagers and working adults being discouraged to pursue their studies who want betterment in life is to do injustice to them.


LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, Heretic. You said all university graduates are proud and oppressed people. We wondered why did you send your two children to university?

So that you can frame up their toilet papers and make you proud? 

See? Can we trust someone who double speak? 

What can one expect from a condescending personality having not much between the ears but only good in bullying and intimidating the innocent?

LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, Heretic. You have not been listening. You talked, talked, talked and never once you listen to others.

So much so that many were 'forced' to give up their dreams to pursue their tertiary education and many more, their career advancement.  

It's sad: one man can cause so much damage to so many casualties in such short time.

Like a piece of s*** stuck inside, has to go. 

Now, you know why sometimes just have to push yourself to limit in the bathroom.


   Potty Trained Bunny

All this time I sit on the toilet
I am just so constipated
Til' my face turns violet
I put my toilet seat down 

It's so distressing with the crap
Stuck inside refusing to budge
Can't wait to see out this madcap
This s*** needs to go, son